Ahaha, lazy person baking is complete.  My coworkers are hella spoiled.

Ahaha, lazy person baking is complete. My coworkers are hella spoiled.

I still need to figure out what to use for tights and accessories, but my petticoat arrived today and, wow, this dress is so beautiful.

I still need to figure out what to use for tights and accessories, but my petticoat arrived today and, wow, this dress is so beautiful.

Why does it not surprise me that my coworkers who are in the gun fandom also don’t believe in global warming and think that Fox News is an unbiased news source.

I was trying to describe my living room today at work and I basically said that I’m a five year old disguised as an adult. Giant stuffed animals everywhere.

I have no interest in watching sports anime (we’re not counting Free) but I like to come up with nicknames for the characters that I vaguely recognize through various means (dash osmosis, cons, my kids, fanfic, etc.)so that I can keep them straight in my head. Here’s my current lists (documented so I don’t forget any):

Bicycle:
Glasses
Tiger
Christmas Tree
Sunglasses
Bara Winnie the Pooh
Perm
Emo
Eyebrows
Headband
Muscles
Wings
Powerbar/Bunnyboy
Pompadour/Werewolf
Lizard

Volleyball:
Sunshine
King
Shortie
Baldy
(Volleyball) Freckles
(Volleyball) Glasses
(Volleyball) Jesus
(Volleyball) Dad
(Volleyball) Mom
Rooster

catdoom:

So one of my coworkers, who is around my age, got a new job in Texas and asked for a scalemate before he left. I’m often sewing them during lunch at work and when I hang out with the younger engineering group outside of work, so I’ve had to explain what they are multiple times. I said I’d make him one, but only if he would read Homestuck. He agreed, so I made him a Vriska mini-scalemate, since he’s a Scorpio. Then I stuck it in a tiny treasure chest and duct taped it closed with the label “DO NOT OPEN UNTIL ACT 5.”

Admittedly, I have my doubts about his ability to even get to Act 5, let alone read all of Homestuck, but this was pretty fun to make.

I just received confirmation today that my former coworker finished Act 5 and opened the box. Of course he refuses to go any further, but I’m fairly amused that he made it that far.

I don’t have a petticoat long enough for it yet, but damn.  This is the prettiest dress I own.

I don’t have a petticoat long enough for it yet, but damn. This is the prettiest dress I own.

nekomacaptain said: youre so cheesy

Guilty as charged.

Mini toast! Goes great with brie/apricot, peach & passionfruit preserves and cream cheese/mango pepper jelly.

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

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thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

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thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

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Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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AHHH THE FLOOF

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OH…

Sometimes I try to bribe myself with food in order to be productive. It didn’t actually work this time, but wow that Häagen-Dazs sea salt caramel gelato was delicious.

So because I have a black lipstick problem, I finally bought Lime Crime’s Velvetine lip stain in Black Velvet.  And let me say, I’m impressed. They weren’t kidding about it being smudge proof.

So because I have a black lipstick problem, I finally bought Lime Crime’s Velvetine lip stain in Black Velvet. And let me say, I’m impressed. They weren’t kidding about it being smudge proof.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY